Fun with Mad Libs -- A Visit to the Zoo

Zoos are places where wild fun bags (PLURAL NOUN) are kept in pens or cages so that crackwhores (PLURAL NOUN) can come and look at them. There are two zoos in New York, one in the Bronx and one in Assly (ADJECTIVE) Park. The Park zoo is built around a large pond filled with clear sparkling man sauce (TYPE OF LIQUID). You will see several beavers (ANIMAL PLURAL) swimming in the pond and eating fish. When it is feeding time, all of the animals make girly (ADJECTIVE) noises. The elephant goes fart (FUNNY NOISE) and the turtledoves go plop (ANOTHER FUNNY NOISE). In one part of the zoo, there are horny (ADJECTIVE) gorillas who love to eat testicles (PLURAL NOUN). In another building, there is a spotted African Ballsack Dragon (ANIMAL) that is so fast it can out run a crab (ANOTHER ANIMAL). But my favorite animal is the hippopotamus. It has a huge taint (PART OF THE BODY) and eats fifty pounds of star anuses (PLURAL NOUN) a day. You would never know that, technically, it's nothing but an oversized wet (ADJECTIVE) pig.